OMG! I chipped my tooth! *flails around* No, seriously! You don't understand how anal I am about my teeth! About teeth in general. Like, when a friend tries to hook me up one of my first questions is: "Does he have all his teeth?"

Picture this:

I was eating bacon and talking at the same time(I was late for work) when I bit down on my tongue ring. Then I thought: "Wow, this bacon is crunchy!" Nah man! Then my tongue jabbed the area and I about flipped! Raced to the bathroom and examined it. Granted it's a molar so no one can see it but I know it's there! I have to schedule a dentist appointment. In the mean time I'ma go get the kit that a girl at work was telling me about.

The horror! THE HORROR!!!!! 

*goes to mope...actually do paperwork since the officer just came in*